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— Instagram Image

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— Kneaded rubber bear

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Winter sports seem to really bring out America’s talent for obnoxious color combinations.

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— When you’re Superman, everyone asks you to help them move.

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— The Prince with his whipping boy.

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— Icy hydrant

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— Apparently, this hotel purchased their linens at Freddie Mercury’s estate sale

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— There’s a joke here somewhere.

Featuring Action Guy and dick residue!

Birthday Street 183Action Guy Runs His Errands

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I get so embarrassed when someone remembers my name but I can’t remember what number I assigned them when they joined my cult.

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— Not sure who’s more tempted, me or Ernie…

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— Something to keep in mind. Especially if you’re a stock character from 1910.

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— Refresh me on how safes work. Is the whole locking mechanism supposed to fall out when you turn the key?

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— This was Kim’s favorite part of dinner at a fancy restaurant.

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— Look how unhappy that kid is. His arms must be sore.

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— Let’s hope their dishes are more imaginative than their branding.

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Don’t say “spilled” when you actually mean “secreted.” It goes a long way towards how I decide to handle that wet spot on the couch.

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— Panda Bear Tennis Player

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— Ashley wins big at Vegas!

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This strong, swift stream is a crystal-clear ribbon of honor, proclaiming to the world that I’m properly hydrated!

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Featuring Sandra the Speed Dating Woman and a wall of suffering!

Birthday Street 179Merritt’s Kids

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— Batman’s Dreams

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Apparently, you’re more likely to survive a car crash if your body is limp. So I’m replacing my airbag with a chloroform rag.

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— Sauna speech

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After a long absence from coding, taking it up again feels much the same as trying to meditate while supressing Tourette Syndrome.

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Art Takes Its Toll

Birthday Street 177Art Takes Its Toll

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— Beach Ranger Ferd says…

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— Also, technically, that’s an autobiography, you stupid chimp.

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You ever actually watch Cookie Monster eat? Barely any of it gets in his mouth. He should be called Cookie Waster.

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— At the Mummer’s Parade:

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— New year

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— Mammal derby

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— Wrestle Mania

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— Spirit! Why do you punish me so!!?

Featuring a family of tapeworms!

Birthday Street 175As The Worm Turns

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— Market, written in stone.

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— Parking at Rose Valley

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— Ingenuity is not, in itself, always good.

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The crippling paranoia that plagued me as a teen has long since disappeared. Except when I find a parking spot on a super busy street.

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— I drew this car without any reference at all!!!