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Oatmeal… raisins… even some flax seeds! Whoever’s vomit this is, they’re a really healthy eater!

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— Typography pageant:

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— Grinder and monkey:

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— Dalmatian:

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— Blacksmith:

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I don’t want to be an actor. So I’ve avoided glamorous, high-profile acting jobs, like piloting crab boats or driving a truck on ice.

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— Clown tossing a dog:

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— A joint card effort, with @mrkindsr:

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— 1000 Blank White Cards is the perfect game for instagram drawings.

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— Me and my A1 sauce hanging out!

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— 2 steaks per man. Someone will die tonight.

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— Oh, my… Got a little… situation… here.

Featuring Janie and Jalie and a vampire babysitter!

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— “Neptune Subdues The Narwhal”

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— Stupid cheap weatherstripping!

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— Mojo hides among the Amish.

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— The Knacker:

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Taking a cue from our tv, the blender will run on low to indicate that it’s off. Cleaning it is going to be… tricky.

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— Angry mongoose:

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— Bicentennial moon tree part 2 – this seems like something they shouldn’t have chopped down.

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— Bicentennial moon tree part 1

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— The asterisk multitasks

Featuring Professor Lance Gallant, Rufus, and Shirley Fusk!

Birthday Street 192The Argueporter

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— What’s wrong with this picture?

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TWICE now autocorrect has tried to change a word into a women’s name while I text Kim. My phone is trying to sabotage my marriage!

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— Fisherfolk

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— Just had a moment of panic – thought I lost my sketchbook. This might’ve never seen the light of day!

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To indicate that it’s OFF, a little red light on my tv turns ON. We’ve had the tv for a year and it still tricks me every time.

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Kim is doing a pilates video while I stand to the side, eating a breakfast sandwich. This sums up much of our relationship.

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— These two burn holes are from the lit cigar that fell INSIDE my shirt.

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— Fashion pioneer:

Featuring horrible mangled limbs!

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— Mojo moves into a box:

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Today my dog turns 5, which is 35 in dog years. And he’s STILL living at home. I’m raising a deadbeat.

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— Stuart sat in gum:

Featuring Beach Ranger Ferd and a ghost!

Birthday Street 186The Pirate Hunter

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— Carpenter’s Hall

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— The cake is sweetened with vengeance and just a hint of nutmeg!

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— First I broke the safe, now a nail clipper… I think that super soldier serum worked!

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— Dungeon disappointment: