Practice-Gator1

— Practice Gator

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— This shouldn’t amuse me. And yet…

Yay.-Fire-in-our-building.-Yay1

— Yay. Fire in our building. Yay.

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I’m not much of a “car guy”. But I haven’t stopped talking about the new Passats since that one crashed into our house!

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— Testing new tubes of gouache.

Featuring Sean Powers and The Easter Bunny.

Birthday Street 213Easter Monday

This-is-the-snail-Kim-ate.-Ew1

— This is the snail Kim ate. Ew.

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Some people don’t resort to toilet humor. Those people are called “winners”. Poop.

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Money doesn’t change people. People change people. But the money DOES help convince them to assist you with your adult diapers.

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Just-so-you-know1

— Just so you know…

Horses-have-very-unreliable-heads1

— Horses have very unreliable heads.

Featuring Merritt J. Merritt and Wizardry Von Spellsmark!

Birthday Street 210Wingmen

Batman-should-not-have-cut-Alfreds-medical-benefits1

— Batman should not have cut Alfred’s medical benefits…

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— Two zebras (they’re wearing sweaters)

Batman-sometimes-drinks-too-much1

— Batman sometimes drinks too much…

Holy-crap-And-THIS-is-how-I-have-to-find-out1

— Holy crap!! And THIS is how I have to find out!?

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— Batman in the kitchen:

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Thanks to Netflix instant, I’ve fallen asleep to some of the most interesting documentaries I have ever sort of seen.

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Featuring... several lobsters!

Birthday Street 207(Regrets Only)

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— Dangers of the Jungle, part 2

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— Snakes on a plane

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To experience what life was like for folks in the 40′s, I wore a zoot suit today. People sure called you a douchebag a lot back then!

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— The book next to @robweychert is “Stop The Insanity”. He SAYS it’s not his, but…

Featuring Little Fucker and some beans!

Birthday Street 204Magic Beans

Dangers-of-the-Jungle-part-11

— Dangers of the Jungle, part 1:

Notice-the-St.-Patricks-Day-revealer-peeing-in-our-bushes1

— Notice the St. Patrick’s Day revealer peeing in our bushes.

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Improve your ad click-thru rate by using this one ridiculously easy trick: Use the term “ridiculously easy trick”.

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@mSutters-emerging-from-his-own-butt-to-high-five-himself1

— @mSutters emerging from his own butt to high-five himself.

Yikes.-Thats-one-creepy-chimp1

— Yikes. That’s one creepy chimp.

This-is-a-videogame-joke-Kim1

— This is a videogame joke, Kim.

Featuring a street performer!

Birthday Street 201The Flouted Flautist

My-dog-needs-a-friend1

— My dog needs a friend.

Must-be-that-zoo-in-the-Ozarks1

— Must be that zoo in the Ozarks.

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Now, I walk into a bar at 3pm, I feel comfortable. “It’s okay,” they think, “you don’t have to impress us. We’ve all failed today too!”

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I hate cafes. I feel like I’m being judged. “Oh, what do you contribute to society that justifies you using the ONLY sofa here, newbie?”

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Kim-made-a-squirrel-out-of-felt.-It-is-awesome1

— Kim made a squirrel out of felt. It is awesome.

Guy-who-probably-says-Why-I-oughtta...-a-lot1

— Guy who probably says “Why, I oughtta…” a lot…

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I’ve decided to get breast implants. Six of them. So I can have CRAZY abs.

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Featuring Frank Swanson and eleven other people!

Birthday Street 198Jury Duty

@jilldelafuentes-and-my-ill-conceived-rendition-of-giant-Brazilian-statuary1

— @jilldelafuente’s and my ill-conceived rendition of giant Brazilian statuary.